Bernie in a chair – Promotes values of real change for the working class, down to earth, comfy mittens

Uncomfortably sexy vampire woman from resident evil trailer – Dedicated at containing Ethan Winters, Very Charismatic, May or may not eat human flesh. Owns high fashion hats.

Laughing Kamala – Former ADA of state of California, current VP

Tom Brady – Consummate winner, workaholic, leader, tall, handsome, genius, millionaire, Michigan Man.

The PlayStation 6 – A candidate both parties can agree upon.

A Bush (Not Jeb Bush, just a bush) – This will be the Republican Nominee 😊

Kanye West – He is Kanye West

Don Cheadle – Don Cheadle ran for president as a joke, and will not campaign or announce he is running.

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Don Cheadle wins in a landslide
Song of the post – If You by Skrux